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Dedications, phrases and funny quotes for hen dos

Are you the person in charge of organising a hen do? At DESPIDALIA, we recommend you start as soon as possible to select a plan adapted to your group. Similarly, to choose the most original dedications for hen dos to ensure you have a memorable day.

Why dedications for hen dos? They’ve become indispensable. You know, t-shirts with funny messages or even fun sashes that don’t go unnoticed. Need some ideas? Keep reading and we’ll help you find the perfect phrase for your friend.

Why are they so necessary for stag dos?

There are countless stag do ideas, from the typical stripper show to a paintball session, to a Wipeout course. Either way, it’s very common to celebrate them with t-shirts that allude to certain witty quotes. Want to take note and learn some of them?

These dedications are usually very funny and serve to get the groom in the mood and ensure he has a great time. If you, as friends, are thinking of a hilarious quote for his stag do, we at DESPIDALIA suggest some authentic examples.

You can also choose to put the groom’s photo on the shirt, but one in which he doesn’t look very good to say the least, to cap it all off. Include his name so that everyone can see that the quote goes with him and distribute t-shirts among yourselves and even among strangers; the occasion deserves it.

Ideas with the best stag do quotes

These are some ultra-funny stag do quotes that we’ve chosen for you to celebrate like never before. Many of them will make you laugh and also catch the eye of strangers.

There’s no doubt that the groom will have some stressful moments that will soon pass into having a great time. Some of them are also suitable for celebrating an original hen do. Note down the ones you like the most and vote among yourselves to decide which ones you think are the most fun.

  • Today he is a prince. Tomorrow he will be a frog.
  • Why make one person unhappy when you can make many happy?
  • I’m a good catch: I fix things, have a sense of humour, and make babies for free.
  • I’m on a diet, I only drink beer and whiskey.
  • I’m getting married but today you catch me single, take advantage!
  • Before taking the step, remember well, you’re going to gain a mother-in-law.
  • I don’t need the Internet, my wife knows everything.
  • I’ll soon be saying “I do”, but there’s still time to convince me otherwise.
  • Studies show that marriage is the main cause of divorce
  • Let’s make this stag do an unforgettable night! Because you know, after marriage… we only have the memories!
  • Tornado warning! Stag do in progress! Hold on to something, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!

Funny quotes for hen dos

Opt for t-shirts with funny quotes for parties and organise the best hen do. Below are some funny dedications for hen dos. They may not be the best, but they will serve to joke with your friends and everyone who joins your party. Shall we start?

  • Marriage is the main cause of divorce.
  • You had freedom within your reach, why did you let it go?
  • No matter if you get married, we will still love you.
  • You can get married if you want, but don’t take too long to divorce.
  • We want to cheer you up because you’ll be getting married soon.
  • Are you tired of living without problems and that’s why you’re getting married?
  • When’s the divorce party?
  • There’s still time to keep your fridge.
  • Cheer up, it might go well.
  • I’m incredibly silly: I’m getting married!
  • Looking for a fling just for tonight.

Beautiful dedications for hen dos

There are countless dedications for hen dos, not only the funny ones. Some quotes for hen do sashes can have a touch of humour and at the same time be beautiful.

  • Love is beautiful with you, otherwise it’s better to stay single.
  • Married? Yes. Alone? Never again.
  • Fate did not want me to stop being single, I decided it!
  • I’ve been through so many romantic disappointments that this one is sure to be the last.
  • I want a life without complications, but I’m in love!
  • The dating is over, when is the next party?
  • I always need your caresses and your kisses, but tonight we will make an exception.
  • Forever together, but happy tonight.

Other witty phrases, this time for grooms

There are also very funny stag do quotes that will be suitable for both. Sharing that moment is priceless and friends can get together to give them this special gift on their wedding day.

  • We marry because passion blinds us, but there’s nothing to worry about because cohabitation will cure it. Congratulations!
  • For a marriage to work, you must fall in love many times, although if possible with the same person.
  • Before doubting your partner’s judgment, look at who they married.
  • Don’t worry, everyone makes mistakes.
  • When routine enters through the door, passion jumps out the window.
  • Alert! Last model of single in liquidation. Get yours before he says ‘I do’!
  • Here comes the future husband! If you see me shaking, it’s from excitement… or from the hangover from this party!
  • Game Over, my single life will self-destruct in 3, 2, 1… Let the marriage begin!
  • S.O.S.! Prisoner of love seeks accomplices for his last great bachelor escape. Are you in?
  • Don’t leave me alone! Come celebrate my last night of freedom before my wife confiscates me.
  • This is my last adventure as a bachelor! Dare to join the madness before my GPS is set to ‘My wife’s house’!
  • Take note! Today I’m single, tomorrow married… So get ready to party like there’s no ‘After’!
  • Do you see me? Enjoy me while you can! Because soon, I’ll be a specimen protected by the law of marriage.
  • When it comes to falling in love, it’s better to do it with the same person.
  • Patience and a lot of love, long live the couple!
  • Love knocked on your door, but you had only gone out for bread.
  • Love is chemistry, have you bought all the labs in Spain?
  • The man who cooks enchants, but if he washes the dishes, he enchants even more.

And finally some shorter phrases

I hope these short phrases are just as fun and perfect for the groom or bride’s t-shirt. Make the stag do unforgettable!

  • Single in extinction!
  • Operation: Last spree!
  • R.I.P. Single life
  • From single to husband… SOS!
  • Goodbye, singleness! It was nice
  • Last call for the bachelor!
  • Single today, husband tomorrow
  • Wanted! Last free night
  • Farewell: Bachelor until the altar!
  • Change of status: In process!

Witty phrases for hen dos

Opt for t-shirts with funny phrases for parties and organise the best hen do. Here are some dedications for hen dos. They may not be the best, but they will serve to joke with your friends and with everyone who joins your party. Shall we start?

  • Marriage is the main cause of divorce.
  • You had freedom within your grasp, why did you let it go?
  • No matter if you get married, we will still love you.
  • You can get married if you feel like it, but don’t take too long to get divorced.
  • We want to brighten your day because you’ll get married soon.
  • Did you get tired of living without problems and that’s why you’re getting married?
  • So, when’s the divorce party?
  • You still have time to keep your fridge.
  • Cheer up, it might turn out well.
  • I’m ridiculously stupid: I’m getting married!
  • Looking for a fling just for this night.

Nice phrases for hen dos

There are countless dedications for hen dos, not just funny ones. Some phrases for hen do sashes can have a touch of humour and at the same time be nice.

  • Love is beautiful with you, otherwise it’s better to stay single.
  • Married? Yes. Alone? Never again.
  • Fate didn’t want me to stop being single, I decided it!
  • I’ve had so many love disappointments that this one is sure to be the last.
  • I want a life without complications, but I’m in love!
  • No more dating, when’sthe next hen do?
  • I always need your caresses and kisses, but tonight we’ll make an exception.
  • Forever together, but happy tonight.

Inspiring phrases for the bride and groom

The phrases for stag dos are equally fun, although now we focus on some funny phrases dedicated to the couple. Dedications for hen dos are great, but what about when the friends dedicate them to both? In this way, they will share a special moment with the happy couple.

  • When it comes to falling in love, it’s better to do it with the same person.
  • Patience and much love, long live the couple!
  • Love knocked on your door, but you had just gone out for bread.
  • Love is chemistry, have you bought all the laboratories in Spain?
  • A man who cooks wins love, but if he washes dishes, he wins even more love.
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